Hakkalotta III, grandson of the infamous cannibal chief, Hakkalotta I, poses with the actual ax used by his bloodthirsty grandfather to execute the famous Christian missionary, Delbreath Hindquarters.  Crouching at the feet of Hakkalotta III is Portia Smaltz, great-granddaughter of Delbreath Hindquarters and an all-around babe.  When contacted by Hakkalotta III, Portia was only too happy to help commemorate the untimely passing of her ancestor and to help bury the hatchet between the two families, although she was somewhat concerned about the nudity.

Hakkalotta III, through an interpreter, said he hopes to make many more such pictures to expose to the world the evil ways of his grandfather and the dangers of cannibalism.  Portia Smaltz could not be reached for further comment.   However, inquiry at her hotel revealed that she had left without checking out and owed a rather sizable bill, for which the hotel had seized and sold her luggage and other personal property.   A spokesman for the hotel said this is a common occurrence, adding, "These young female tourists are always falling head-over-heels for our local boys."