Thuh Professor and his editorial staff celebrate after putting another edition of Thuh Professor’s Journal to bed.  Thuh Professor believes strongly in consensus and works long and hard to make sure every member of his staff is satisfied.  The smiles on the faces of his staff (comprised entirely of his students) show that all were pleased with the outcome.  Thuh Professor prepares to drink the traditional toast to commemorate the event, but due to inexplicable chronic liver problems, he has been limited by his doctor (a pre-med student seen retrieving the bottle) to one glass of wine a day.