Lotta Melons made several trips to the Titti Islands with the author.  Nothing ever seemed to discourage her.  Take for example the time someone stole all of her clothes while she slept.  Lotta decided to continue with the journey.  God endowed her with many assets, including modesty.  Notice how demurely she keeps her legs together as we make our way downriver.

Notice below how she continues to keep her legs locked together like a gigantic flesh-covered vise for seeming hours on end.